vapid airhead (simplicist) wrote,
vapid airhead
simplicist

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, charmwitch!

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Haiiiiiii extraneous screenshot of Christmas Maya! How's that diet working out for you lately?

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Megan is somewhere falling face first into snow covered rocks because apparently her daddy never taught her proper snow attire. :( For shame, Liam!

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YOU RUINED DAHLIA'S LIFE, SANTA. >( Thanks for being responsible for a generation of fuck-ups, you conniving jolly bastard.

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~mAX~ here is looking into an aspiring career as a hotguywitcam. Thanks for crushing his dreams, Santa. :(

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April can't even stop failing out of school. THANKS FOR NURTURING A LOVE OF LEARNING, SANTA.

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April: SUP GRANDPA

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April: WHAT IS THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME STOP IT

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April: BAWWWWWW I SUCK AT SCHOOL :(

Sup emotional instability.

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Dahlia: I HOPE YOU LIKE TO EAT RUBBER, YOU USELESS PIECE OF TRAILER TRASH

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~mAX~: GO AWAY GRANDPA I HOPE YOU DIE OF OLD AGE D<

:( Such nice children.

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Strange men are always calling to talk to Dahlia.

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To discuss questionable things.

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Dahlia: Your magic lamp? Does it need a good rubbing?
Max: YOU'RE SUCH A LITTLE WHORE

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Dahlia: Well, I am known to give a good rubbing every now and then.
Max: kboredbai

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Dahlia: You wouldn't happen to be into pearl necklaces, would you?

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Hi April.

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Max is gaying out for some really fucking ugly kid. WAY TO GO.

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APRIL IS ALWAYS RUNNING DESPITE HAVING LIKE THREE ACTIVE POINTS SERIOUSLY THIS BITCH GOT LOTS OF ENERGY AND SPARE EMOTIONS

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O remember this kid? Yeah I didn't. I had to go look at last update to know his name. Which is Zack.

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Zack Fox
Knowledge/Grilled Cheese
ARIES
7 Neat
10 Outgoing
5 Active
3 Playful
2 Nice

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CAN YOU FIND SOMETHING NEW TO BRAG ABOUT BESIDES BEING BFF WITH YOUR DAMN MOM

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Megan: HELL NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU RUBBING LAMPS!
Dahlia: Whatev, mom. Such a prude.

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ur like 8 bb girl. :(

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Aleysa Peet: :| This is mine. I decided.

GTFO ALEYSA THAT IS MY INVISIBLE NEWSPAPER. :(

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Awww, a drunk for each generation!~

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This is all Zack does. I don't know why hanging on to a metal bar all day is fulfilling, but apparently. It is. No wonder I can't remember his name.

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Aleysa: TEE HEE I'M ON A ROLL! SOON I WILL HAVE ENOUGH TO CREATE A SEKRIT FORT~

go awai i h8u aleysa. This can only be settled one way.

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ALEYSA vs SCARLET

ROUND ONE!


/FIGHT!/


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Dahlia: Hi I like your package Mr Ottomas wanna be my friend?

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He wants to be your friend, alright, you little pedobait.

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Dahlia: I like TOYS if you know what I mean oh ho ho.
Ottomas: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

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GET A LIFE


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Liam: ......................................*mouthbreathe*

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Dahlia: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CAKE SHIT I HATE CAKE JESUS CHRIST WHY IS IT MY BIRTHDAY WHAT

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Dahlia: I MEAN IT BITCH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. >(

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Dahlia: FUCK YOUR DAZZLE, I WILL BE YOUNG FOREVER.

(She's not mad at anyone, she just is always randomly making pissy faces at everything. O mean sims ilu.)


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April: emotional instability striking ;_;

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April Fox
Family/something who cares I don't
6 Neat
10 Outgoing
4 Lazy
3 Serious
2 Grouchy

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Dahlia Fox
Romance/something
GEMINI
4 Sloppy
10 Outgoing
9 Active
4 Serious
1 Grouchy

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COULD YOU PLEASE FIND SOMEONE LESS OFFENSIVE TO MY RETINAS.

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who pissed in my fountain? ;_;

ALEYSA

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Dahlia: Fuck my fucking prude ass mom yeah fuck.

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Dahlia: I can kick your ass, Dad. That's right. Your ass. Watch out.

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THEN MY GAME CRASHED AND EVERYONE WAS BBCHILDREN AGAIN SO I CHEATED THEM ALL UP TO TEENS AGAIN :(

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April: You wanna piece of me? Huh? Come on, you dead motherfucker, come out and fight like a MAN!

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Dahlia: Hi, I grew up GUESS WHAT THIS MEANS FOR MY SEX LIFE!?

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Dahlia: FUCK YEAH ACR TEEN SEX GONNA SCORE WITH THE PEDOS~~
Zack: :O MINUSMINUS

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Are you that desperate to get laid bbgirl~

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April: Teeheehee man I love kicking things teeheehee.

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April: YEAH, CAN. YOU TAKE THIS KICK. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.

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>( STOP GIVING ME ROACHES.

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STOP KICKING THINGS APRIL. YOU ARE NOT JACKIE CHAN. YOU'RE NOT EVEN ASIAN.

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I love how both of Megan's kids got her arrogance~

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Dahlia's getting desperate for some nookie, so off to the matchmaker with her.

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Dahlia: Did you happen to notice that I'm fucking hot?

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Dahlia: I mean, REALLY think about it. I am one sexy beast.

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Dude: YEAH OKAY YOU'RE HOT BUT ANNOYING GO AWAY.
Dahlia: ...

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Dahlia: ...So... anyway, about my face...

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Dahlia: FUCK THIS, MY FAMILY IS FULL OF ALCOHOLICS.

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Damn straight, bb. That must be one of Liam's hoez. I swear to God there's always random townies in the house and I'm like wat then I realize Liam is screwin' them. Stay pimpin' man.

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Elle Hale: YOU ARE BORING THE GODDESS.

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I got bored and sent the kids to college.

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April!

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...April!

CHRIST BITCH CAN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES WHILE I AM TRYING TO PHOTOGRAPH YOU.

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April!


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Dahlia: HEY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK.

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Dahlia: I got into college, shit yeah, I deserve like a Nobel Prize for SMARTNESS.
Cheerleader: *invades personal space*

ANYWAY

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LOL mAX. I like ur pursed lips, boi~

(PS IS THERE AN ALPHA EDIT OF THAT HAIR SOMEWHERE THE NECKHAIR DRIVES ME CRAYCRAY TY.)


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hai sadface, i know who your mommy is :(

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hai hottie, can i getcho number? can i have it? can i have it? can i have it? can i have yo numba? can i have it?

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April: WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE SHIT I CAN KICK!?!?!/1/1

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April: RAAAAAARGRRRRRRRRRHGHGHHHHHHHHH

(ps April just walks like that)
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