Haiiiiiii extraneous screenshot of Christmas Maya! How's that diet working out for you lately?
Megan is somewhere falling face first into snow covered rocks because apparently her daddy never taught her proper snow attire. :( For shame, Liam!
YOU RUINED DAHLIA'S LIFE, SANTA. >( Thanks for being responsible for a generation of fuck-ups, you conniving jolly bastard.
~mAX~ here is looking into an aspiring career as a hotguywitcam. Thanks for crushing his dreams, Santa. :(
April can't even stop failing out of school. THANKS FOR NURTURING A LOVE OF LEARNING, SANTA.
April: SUP GRANDPA
April: WHAT IS THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME STOP IT
April: BAWWWWWW I SUCK AT SCHOOL :(
Sup emotional instability.
Dahlia: I HOPE YOU LIKE TO EAT RUBBER, YOU USELESS PIECE OF TRAILER TRASH
~mAX~: GO AWAY GRANDPA I HOPE YOU DIE OF OLD AGE D<
:( Such nice children.
Strange men are always calling to talk to Dahlia.
To discuss questionable things.
Dahlia: Your magic lamp? Does it need a good rubbing?
Max: YOU'RE SUCH A LITTLE WHORE
Dahlia: Well, I am known to give a good rubbing every now and then.
Dahlia: You wouldn't happen to be into pearl necklaces, would you?
Max is gaying out for some really fucking ugly kid. WAY TO GO.
APRIL IS ALWAYS RUNNING DESPITE HAVING LIKE THREE ACTIVE POINTS SERIOUSLY THIS BITCH GOT LOTS OF ENERGY AND SPARE EMOTIONS
O remember this kid? Yeah I didn't. I had to go look at last update to know his name. Which is Zack.
CAN YOU FIND SOMETHING NEW TO BRAG ABOUT BESIDES BEING BFF WITH YOUR DAMN MOM
Megan: HELL NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU RUBBING LAMPS!
Dahlia: Whatev, mom. Such a prude.
ur like 8 bb girl. :(
Aleysa Peet: :| This is mine. I decided.
GTFO ALEYSA THAT IS MY INVISIBLE NEWSPAPER. :(
Awww, a drunk for each generation!~
This is all Zack does. I don't know why hanging on to a metal bar all day is fulfilling, but apparently. It is. No wonder I can't remember his name.
Aleysa: TEE HEE I'M ON A ROLL! SOON I WILL HAVE ENOUGH TO CREATE A SEKRIT FORT~
go awai i h8u aleysa. This can only be settled one way.
ALEYSA vs SCARLET
Dahlia: Hi I like your package Mr Ottomas wanna be my friend?
He wants to be your friend, alright, you little pedobait.
Dahlia: I like TOYS if you know what I mean oh ho ho.
GET A LIFE
Dahlia: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CAKE SHIT I HATE CAKE JESUS CHRIST WHY IS IT MY BIRTHDAY WHAT
Dahlia: I MEAN IT BITCH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. >(
Dahlia: FUCK YOUR DAZZLE, I WILL BE YOUNG FOREVER.
(She's not mad at anyone, she just is always randomly making pissy faces at everything. O mean sims ilu.)
April: emotional instability striking ;_;
Family/something who cares I don't
COULD YOU PLEASE FIND SOMEONE LESS OFFENSIVE TO MY RETINAS.
who pissed in my fountain? ;_;
Dahlia: Fuck my fucking prude ass mom yeah fuck.
Dahlia: I can kick your ass, Dad. That's right. Your ass. Watch out.
THEN MY GAME CRASHED AND EVERYONE WAS BBCHILDREN AGAIN SO I CHEATED THEM ALL UP TO TEENS AGAIN :(
April: You wanna piece of me? Huh? Come on, you dead motherfucker, come out and fight like a MAN!
Dahlia: Hi, I grew up GUESS WHAT THIS MEANS FOR MY SEX LIFE!?
Dahlia: FUCK YEAH ACR TEEN SEX GONNA SCORE WITH THE PEDOS~~
Zack: :O MINUSMINUS
Are you that desperate to get laid bbgirl~
April: Teeheehee man I love kicking things teeheehee.
April: YEAH, CAN. YOU TAKE THIS KICK. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.
>( STOP GIVING ME ROACHES.
STOP KICKING THINGS APRIL. YOU ARE NOT JACKIE CHAN. YOU'RE NOT EVEN ASIAN.
I love how both of Megan's kids got her arrogance~
Dahlia's getting desperate for some nookie, so off to the matchmaker with her.
Dahlia: Did you happen to notice that I'm fucking hot?
Dahlia: I mean, REALLY think about it. I am one sexy beast.
Dude: YEAH OKAY YOU'RE HOT BUT ANNOYING GO AWAY.
Dahlia: ...So... anyway, about my face...
Dahlia: FUCK THIS, MY FAMILY IS FULL OF ALCOHOLICS.
Damn straight, bb. That must be one of Liam's hoez. I swear to God there's always random townies in the house and I'm like wat then I realize Liam is screwin' them. Stay pimpin' man.
Elle Hale: YOU ARE BORING THE GODDESS.
I got bored and sent the kids to college.
CHRIST BITCH CAN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES WHILE I AM TRYING TO PHOTOGRAPH YOU.
Dahlia: HEY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK.
Dahlia: I got into college, shit yeah, I deserve like a Nobel Prize for SMARTNESS.
Cheerleader: *invades personal space*
LOL mAX. I like ur pursed lips, boi~
(PS IS THERE AN ALPHA EDIT OF THAT HAIR SOMEWHERE THE NECKHAIR DRIVES ME CRAYCRAY TY.)
hai sadface, i know who your mommy is :(
hai hottie, can i getcho number? can i have it? can i have it? can i have it? can i have yo numba? can i have it?
April: WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE SHIT I CAN KICK!?!?!/1/1
(ps April just walks like that)